DConf keynote speaker ideas

[Jack Stouffer via Digitalmars-d]

On Tuesday, 17 November 2015 at 18:47:58 UTC, Andrei Alexandrescu 
wrote:
> I'm thinking of inviting a notable industry luminary to deliver 
> a conference keynote. Please reply to this with ideas! -- Andrei

I know it's an extremely long shot but Brian Kernighan. I mean 
why not? Most of the people suggested here don't know anything 
about D, and who wouldn't want to watch that talk?